You Make Me Feel Like A Piece Of Art

Oooh, that's awful. I'm not the only one getting some iffy moments today, then.

I tried to go up the stairs earlier, and slipped on something, and went over the banister. I tried to compensate with flight, and sort of crashed on the furniture. Which was okay! But then I bounced off, and broke a vase. Which was not okay! But I'm okay! And I'm also sorry.

The stairs were a no go on two other tries, but never in the same way as the first crash. Nothing else of value was a casualty.

(I'm staying downstairs for a little while. Can I bring you something like bandaids, if I don't have to use the stairs?)